Avian Soap Operas
June 1st, 2014
So Sedge Wrens are kind of dastardly.
They are also rare and elusive. They breed in moist tall-grass meadows, where
they spend most of their time creeping through said grass. The only time when
you really have a hope of seeing one is when it sings. The song at least
allows you to hone in on the spot where the wren is creeping through the
grass, or, if you're lucky, it might come up a short distance into a bush or
onto the top of a tall stalk. The urge to declare territory and/or catch a
female wren's eye may briefly overrule the urge to stay hidden. The best time
is before the sun is up, or shortly after. These shy birds seem to shrink away
from full daylight.
For some reason, they are also very nomadic. A colony of Sedge Wrens may
spring up in an area one year, and then disappear from that area for years
thereafter for no apparent reason. The going theory among scientists is that
good habitat for Sedge Wrens is a very particular and transitory thing, and
even a slight change in, say, water level may render a meadow uninhabitable to
them. I have an alternative theory, one which also explains why they are so
secretive and maybe even whey they are so rare: other birds hate them.
They really do. That by itself (the hate) is more than theory, it's something
I've established from repeated observation. I first noticed it back in May of
2012 when I heard a singing Sedge Wren in the Nortel wetland. It was in an odd
spot, just a small area of fairly short grass across the trail from the marsh,
but I was confident of the ID. A Common Yellowthroat flew towards the song,
there was a confusing aerial kerfuffle, and then two birds flew off with one
in hot pursuit of the other. Thereafter, there was no more Sedge Wren song. I
never saw the bird well enough to list it.
I came back to the spot many more times hoping to see the wren. I even came
back in spring of 2013 hoping it would pass through again. Each time I brought
a recording device and played Sedge Wren song in hopes of drawing one out. I
never got a response from a Sedge Wren, but boy, did I get a response from the
other birds! I got scolds, alarm calls, birds flying at me, birds perching in
the open and looking in every direction trying to find the singer. The
skulking but ever-vigilant Common Yellowthroats were guaranteed to emerge from
the undergrowth and give me beautiful looks at themselves whenever I played
back the wren.
Why? Because Sedge Wrens are bad neighbors. They are in fact terrible
neighbors. These adorable four-inch birds with their delicate staccato songs
are little avian sociopaths. They will sneak into the nests of nearby birds
(even fellow Sedge Wrens) and methodically puncture every egg. They don't do
it (near as we can tell) because they particularly like the taste of eggs.
They do it to reduce competition for resources. If their neighbors have no
surviving young to feed, that's all the more food for the Sedge Wren's babies.
So the birds who share habitat with them have long since evolved to recognize
them as a threat. They will do everything they can to dissuade the wrens from
settling down to breed.
So--it's a stretch, I know--but could it be Sedge Wrens are so nomadic because
they need to burn bridges now and then? That once the area birds are wise to
their tricks, adept at harassing them and interrupting their egg-puncturing
rounds, it's then time to move on to a fresh batch of
victims
neighbors?
I'd been trying to lifelist this elusive bird for seven years. So when I heard
that up to three males were singing in a meadow near the Nortel wetland, I
grabbed my scope (the alternative to wading through dew-soaked thigh-deep
grass) and rushed out to look for them in the very early morning. I was not
disappointed! Over the course of an hour I managed multiple good views. To
anyone hoping to do the same, I would offer a few bits of advice: go out there
at sunrise or even before the sun is quite up, bring a scope if you have one,
and pay special attention to bushes and other elevated spots--they do
sometimes ascend when they sing, though they rarely come completely out in the
open. And lastly, if there are other birds in the meadow who are acting
agitated, follow their eyes. They may be as interested as you are.
This morning I watched as a Red-Winged Blackbird and a robin converged on a
bush containing a Sedge Wren (which I could hear but not see.) The instant it
dared to sing, they both made their way down towards it, with clear hostile
intentions. Its defense: clam up and lay low. Few things are less findable
than a Sedge Wren clamming up and laying low. As I watched both birds sit
there in the middle of the bush with their eyes glued on the grass below,
waiting for it to pipe up again, I was struck by how much they and I resembled
each other, the flummoxed birds and the flummoxed birder.
They eventually gave up and left. I didn't. And after the coast was clear, the
sneaky Sedge Wren began to sing again.